Sunday, November 23, 2008
I have been living in this world for like 18 years and i didn realise how the government help those who got retrenched ...LOL LAWL LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG at this point of time , when DBS retrench their workers .LOL those who got retrenched has bascily got RAPE,SHAFTED and SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LOL!!!!!!
In the light of the current financial crisis this may come in useful for any retrenchments
Letter to Staff:
Due to the current situation caused by the
present financial crisis, Management
has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years
of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as
RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be
RAPEd can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT
scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who
have been RAPEd and SHAFTed will be reviewed under the SCREW
scheme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may
be RAPEd once, SHAFTed twice and SCREWed as many times as
Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPEd can only get AIDS (Additional
Income for Dependants or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings
for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons
who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTed or SCREWed any
further by management. Persons staying on will receive as
much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it
gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive
enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your
Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT
you can handle..
Sincerely,
The Management
Kind regards
(10:05 PM)